So today is Fat Tuesday and I have no plans... i mean no happy hour... no south street excursions. booooooo. i don't even have the desire to look for anything to do. that is how i know i am getting old. seriously, in my early 20's, there wasn't an alcohol-associated "holiday" that i didn't partake of. ha!
but lately, i could care less... i didn't even realize it was fat tuesday until someone on my team mentioned it. oh well
so everyday, we have a team chat that we are required to join. i could probably get fired for this BUT this is an excerpt from today's chat. it is in reference to the rant i had a few days ago about people coming to work looking like harlots. apparently, i am not the only one who notices... also i was going to change the names to protect the innocent but that was gonna take too long sooooo i just deleted the last names.
kirk: more news on the dress code
10:16:49 AM: Kirk: no sweats
10:16:53 AM: Mark: lol
10:16:57 AM: Edward: lol
10:16:59 AM: Kirk: and sneakers are at team leaders discretion
10:17:03 AM: Mark: no dirty clothes
10:17:04 AM: Kirk: so i think we are all good
10:17:08 AM: Kirk: cause liz i know u were gonna have a fit
10:17:18 AM: Elizabeth (me): lol
10:17:19 AM: Elizabeth: true
10:17:39 AM: Kirk: no flip flops
10:17:41 AM: Nordia (harlot dressing chick): when did we start the dress code?
10:17:46 AM: Mark: today
10:17:47 AM: Mark: lol
10:17:48 AM: Kirk: i'm hearing 3-1
10:17:48 AM: Edward: when kirk msgs it
10:17:55 AM: Kirk: nordia ur gonna be a habitual violator
10:17:58 AM: Kirk: no club apparel
10:18:19 AM: Kirk: just playing nordia u know u my dog
10:18:23 AM: Kirk: jean are cool
10:18:23 AM: Elizabeth: ha!
10:18:37 AM: Nordia: hahaha
10:18:46 AM: Nordia: this ain't club apperal honey
10:18:52 AM: Kirk: no?
10:18:59 AM: Nordia: nope
10:19:08 AM: Kirk: oh god i gotta see u at the club what do u wear?
10:19:11 AM: Nordia: what club u go to?
10:19:20 AM: Kirk: loin cloths and pasties?
10:19:38 AM: Nordia: funny
10:19:44 AM: Kirk: hahah i'm just teasing u
10:19:53 AM: Kirk: i dont go to clubs i'm on my house party grind
10:19:53 AM: Elizabeth: haaaaaaaaa
10:19:57 AM: Kirk: its a recession
10:20:06 AM: Nordia: what looks worst my apperal or the women who come in hear like they just rolled out of bed?
ok so yes i am an instigator for laughing in the chat... however, is this chick for real? she is obviously retarded... i mean i know my blog posts are riddled with punctuation and grammar errors... i know this... but i also know the difference between hear and here, worst and worse, and apparel... i don't know what the eff apperel is. maybe it's her too small clothes.. hmmmm
i laughed out loud for real at loin cloths and pasties. that is HILARIOUS!
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yes, me too. (@loin cloths and pasties)
the tightness stifles the blood's flow to the brain...
lol. lmao. this was funny. don't get in trouble for it.
I bet she really wears body paint and glitter at the club...and then gets mad because you are staring at her boobs...
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