Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Sagittarians are the Devil!

Man I am stressed to the max. This wedding planning stuff is no joke. Like NOOOOOOOO JOKE! SIGH.... but enough about that... what I really want to talk about is Sagittarians being evil! Well maybe not evil but they can not and should not be trusted. I know a Sagittarian that I believe to be the devil! LOL! yes I am dramatic but I don't understand it. Everyone I know that is born between Nov 22nd and Dec 21st are severely jacked up in the game. Okay what brings me to this is that my ace Diddy just met some strange sagittarian boy that is feeding her some suger coated bullshit. Now it is obvious he can play the game quite well and although I have been out of the game for some time, I will have fun plottin on that negro with Diddy. BUT back to the candy-coated pooh... his story is that although he LIVES with his baby momma, they are not "together"... he is just with her because he doesn't want another man raising his child. Then he proceeds to say that he is tired of females just seeing what is on the outside and he wants someone who can appreciate him for who he is on the inside... Now while this all may be true, it smells like GAME to me. and she is falling for it. She is a sucka for a cute face and the sweet talk. I can't really blame her though. I did fall under the spell of a sagittarius before and it was real deep but I'll save that story for another time. And yall see how Jay Z got Beyonce all strung out crip-walking in videos and shit! she went from being an indepent, can you pay my bills you bugaboo, survivor chick to a crazy in love, I want to cater to you, ride or die chick. hmmmm... and all because of that strange magnetism that seems to emanate from them. I love them but I can't STAND THEM! so anyway the sagittarian that I used to be beat for and I are still friends so I asked his opinion and he agreed with me that it was game. I guess what I don't understand is why do a lot of women overlook major shit like live-in baby mommas when it comes to men. I understand the pickins are slim but there is no way he is living with her and they are not boning...
another CRAZY sagittarian story.... so this dude that is a friend of a friend was telling a story about how his mom caught his dad (who is a sagittarius) on Black Planet *smh* trying to hook up with the young girls. So you know she did what I would do. She created a whole persona and got a pic of an older lady from a hair magazine and set the dad up. he was talking to her for three weeks straight then finally asked to meet up with her. he went and got a fresh cut and a new outfit... told his wife he was gonna be working late and not to wait up for him. He was supposed to meet his new friend at the local Applebees and who shows up to meet him... none other than his wife! THAT IS CRAZY!!! how you a old ass man married for 37 years still trying to get it in?? LOL! The wife definitely gets cool points from me though cuz she played that thing out to the tee! PERFECT!