finally friday! yessssssss (napoleon)

so i am going to a shoe party tonight... a stiletto party. it sounds really fun. i have my FLY ass $550 ashley dearborn shoes (i only paid $160)... i'll post more about that next week as i will probably be home on strike.

so i am in a few different chats during the day at work. here is the one from today... we really are retarded... i didn't bother changing names because you can't see the whole name anyway... oh and the whole fake spanish accent thing... i really don't know where that came from but sound it out and it makes sense... heh heh


***disclaimer: most of the people in the chat are hispanic... well there are 2 cubans, 1 puerto rican... then there is 1 haitian, me, and one american...

Me: morning lovelies!
Sylvia: Morning Honnies!!
Magdalena: Morning Chula's
Martine: hey people!
Sylvia: HEY MAMA
Martine: how abt i accidentally told my hubby i bought his cologne from walmart
Martine: lmao
Magdalena: lmao
Me: which one did you get?
Sylvia: HAHAHAHAA
Tesha: ur such an air head yo
Tesha: lol
Sylvia: LMAO
Martine: nah..cuz somethin funny happen to me at walmart yesterday which i was abt to tell him abt..but even b4 that..he was like...u got this on ur lunch
Martine: i was like no...i dont have a car..i was like this is weeks in the making!
Martine: i got him polo
Martine: lmao..so he laughed and was like yea ok..lmao
Martine: so then..later on..we were just chillin and i accidentally blurted out...yea..so i went to walmart today...and i caught myself
Martine: lmao..and he was like BUSTED!
Sylvia: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Martinei was like...ummm..ummm...what had happened was..lmao
Tesha: y dude like yea i need the channel line up -b im like print it from web - he like no i did the glassy paper
Tesha : oh yea sir
Tesha : well guess what
Martine: but listen to this tho..it gets better...so i felt bad..but i was like that's ok..we got mexico coming up..and i'll surprise him w/somethin else...so i kinda justified it in my mind..then tell him y later on..as i'm making him dinner..he just looks at me...like he wants to tell me somethin
Sylvia : WOW..let me find out
Martine : so i'm like what? then he was like nvrmind..the moment passed..i was like just tell me..he was like nah
Martine: so i'm like whatever..then outta know where..he just hands me this jewelry box
Martine: and i'm like GET OUT!
Sylvia : Christ almighty
Martine: i was like omg..tell me it's an empty box! he opens it and it's a diamond bracelet!
Martine: i was like OMGAAAAA
Martine: LMAO
Sylvia : ahahahahahahahahahahaa
Sylvia : wow mama wow
Sylvia : does Daybee have a brother?
Martine: i was like u didnt have to do that....we got a trip coming up..we're going on strike..u didnt have to..so he goes so i guess these earrings would be outta place then
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: and i'm like OMGAAAA again
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: and it was a pair of diamond earrings!!
Sylvia M. Rios/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: wow
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: so i felt this small
Sylvia M. Rios/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: holy wow
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: like i got him walmart cologne
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: lmaooo
Sylvia M. Rios/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: awwwww dayum
Sylvia M. Rios/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: u will make it up to him
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: actually i did make up for it!
Martine E. Stephenson/EMPL/NJ/Verizon: it was on and poppin! ok this is where the story stops..lmao
Me: LMAO!
Me: i was about to say
Martine: lmaoooooo
Sylvia : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Me: i HOPE you acted like jenna jameson otb
Martine: LMAOOOO
Martine: true!
Me: (YAY I USED OTB)!
Martine: yay!!
Sylvia: hahahahahaha so proud i am
Magdalena: lmfao
Magdalena: martine u might be the worst otb!
Magdalena: hahahaha im kidding
Martine: LMAOOO
Magdalena: omg he is great yo!
Martine: i really am
Magdalena: awwww
Martine : thx mama
Sylvia : MAMA HE REALLY IS
Sylvia : I was jealous when i saw him open the door for u
Sylvia : I was like wow..dudes do that?
Martine : awwwww...thx..yea he's a goo hubang sontines
Sylvia : lmao
Martine: lmao
Me: heck yeah! let someone get me ! diamond earring
Me: like not even a pair
Me: shooooooot
Martine: lmao
Me: i can't even tell you the despicable things i would do for that person!
Me: lol
Martine: lmao
Martine : i'm dyin
Sylvia : hahahahahaa
Me: hope that doesn't lower your opinion of me girls
Sylvia : u said EARRING
Sylvia: IM WEAK
Me: true
Martine: lmaoooo
Tesha : lol
Sylvia : ummmmmmmmmm, if possible I LOVE U MORE NOW
Sylvia : hahahaha
Sylvia: cuz Im a fresh pants
Sylvia : the end
Magdalena: lmao @ liz
Magdalena: UMMMM NOOOOO
Magdalena: never!
Magdalena: as a matter fact..
Magdalena: let me find out you wont do dispicable things otb
Magdalena : might be a convo between u and bellz quickly!
Sylvia : hahaha
Me: i promise if one more person asks about a dayum channel guide i am going to flip
Me: seriously
Me: losers they all are
Tesha : yeah i hit justin up this morning abt that
Tesha : i have yet to get a response
Tesha : lol
Magdalena: LOL
Me: how about i have cable and they ain't give me not even 1 channel guide... did i call crying and complaining
Me: ?
Me: NO!!! effers...
Me: i hate them all
Me: sorry... i had a moment... it's all okay now
Magdalena: lol
Tesha : u really did - lmao
Me: because yo this old broad screamed on me for 4 minutes about how absurd it is that she only got one channel guide
Me: i wanted to tell her she was lucky to get that.
Magdalena : lmao
Tesha : true
Tesha : stfu
Magdalena: bad!
Me: i mean seriously... WHO looks at paper for channels when you can use the guide on the screen?
Magdalena : eff her
Tesha : old people
Magdalena : exactly!
Me: true
Tesha : my dude talkin abt he need 5 glossy covered line ups
Tesha : hahahhahahahaha
Magdalena : them be the same mofo's that will lose it in a week.. then call back again
Magdalena : eff them
Tesha : cuz regular paper rips
Tesha : lmao
Magdalena : yeah tell him to eat a d
Magdalena : i want some crab rangoon
Tesha : cant
Sylvia: haysooooooos
Tesha : i know u do mama
Tesha : double order
Sylvia : ima ball with that shrimp tonight dammit
Sylvia: tesh..me and u
Sylvia: OTB
Tesha : true mama
Sylvia : hahahahaha
Magdalena: yeah NO..Im balling with 3 orders of crab rangoon
Magdalena : yall mad?
Sylvia : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sylvia : U MAD IMA GET A BURGER TO GO OTB
Tesha: yo im abt to shake my mini, get me bodied is on
Sylvia : awwwwwwwwwwwwww shucks
Me: i'm straight freeloadin
Me: thanks
Sylvia: lmao
Tesha : hahahaha
Tesha : u freeloadin liz
Sylvia : there is no freeloading amongst family
Tesha: lmao
11:24:28 AM: :: Cecilio joined the chat. ::
Cecilio: oh mii gaaa
Magdalena : lol
Sylvia : hola my freng!!!!
Martine: hola Cecilio!
Cecilio : Syl gwas da mata fo ju
Martine : lmaooooo
Cecilio : hola Maltine
Magdalena: hahahahahahaha
Sylvia : noseeng papa
Martine : lmaooooo
Cecilio : ju r bery callada
Magdalena : lmao yo!!! he has me dyin every single day
Sylvia : jes...I dong know gwas rong weeth me
Sylvia: I ang going thru somesing
Sylvia: i yus need un dreenk
Magdalena: me too and some crab rangoon
Sylvia: jes
Me: i'm about to drink now
Me: these cus are wack
Sylvia : hahaha true
Cecilio : oh mii gaa loo its lisabet
Sylvia: jes
Cecilio : hiyee homie
Martine : lmao...LOO ITS LISABET
Martine : lmao
Magdalena: omigaaa
Martine: che r freng
Magdalena: dees laydee wants un chenel li uh
Martine : omgaaaa
Martine : if i get another call abt a line up
Martine : i'm gonna go postal otb
Me: see
Me: lol
Me: that's how i was feelin!
Magdalena: Jes. Eets a probeleng
Me: HIYEE CECELIO
Me: how you doin baby??
Cecilio: ooomiigaaa dis estupida gwane gno gwhy chi no hafe pikcho en 2 teebee. chi no hafe bosx
Martine : LMAOOOO
Cecilio : hi liz
Magdalena : lmao
Cecilio : i got some ignorant ish to tell u on the low
Cecilio : just for old times
Martine che no hafe recepchon en 2 teebeess
Magdalena : Oh yeah?
Martine : gwow
Magdalena : jes porque che no go bosses
Magdalena : bendeja
Cecilio : lol
Cecilio : guau i sinke iss tine to go hong
Sylvia : JES
Sylvia : I AGREE

it just keeps going like that... helps the day pass though! have a good weekend everyone... I'll update once i know for certain whether we are striking or not...