kamikazes and peach stoli

Let's start with Friday night...
me and a few friends from work decided to go to AC afterwork in lieu of the normal happy hour... b4 leaving we drank a bottle and a half of peach stoli between 3 of us... we were TIPSY!
We started out at WildWild West.... yeah, I ain't win crap... one of my friends tat was on the penny slots (who has patience for thAT shyt?? NOT I) and was actually winning... but then the effects of the alcohol kicked in and she ended up leaving with 15 cents... we left wildwild west and was going to catch the jitney (shuttle sytem between casinos) to the mother of all casinos... the Borgata (cue angels singing heavenly music AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH)
while waiting for the Jitney, some lady walked past us with a BIG ASS BOTTLE of Hennesy sticking out her bag. Tat is like, "I want some of that!!" and proceeds to chase the lady a block and a half. I am not making this up... tat, a lil asian chick in flip flops, chased an older lady a block and a half for some henny. she didn't catch her though. thank goodness. so we finally decided to just drive down to the borgata cuz all the jitneys were full.
now the borgata is the best dayum casino in Atlantic City if you ask me... no one ever really wins except for J.Lo's momma
but it is really very nice and it is my favorite.
that's enough about that... we had fun... tat was beyond drunk...

Saturday, I went on down to DC for this Que boat ride aboard the Spirit of Washington that I've been talking about for the past week or so. it was AIGHT. nothing to write home about but I did have fun. It was apparently OLD MAN talk to Jirzy night... cuz everyone that stepped to me was 45 or better... hit to my ego but oh well... I did get quite a few kamikazes out of it. and with lots of kamikaze comes lots of dancing. LOL... I was dancin' dancin' DANCIN' (dun dun dun) I'm a dancing machiiiiiiine!! How do I know... because more than one person advised me of this! LOL! Once the house music came on... it was a wrap! me and the girls I went with took over the floor (PHILLY STYLE). Man, I was perculatin' like there was no tomorrow... I had to show them how we do in Philly (sidebar: why is the perculator even still played? it is about as old as I am). we were doing all the old school dances just because that's how we do and well I blame it all on the alcohol... I was doing the kid n' play in high heels... these heels to be exact

and now I think my legs are gonna fall off... WTF was I thinking?? I ain't a spring chicken... my old chubby azz perculating and doing the running man and ish like it's 1992... I think I pulled a muscle... I am gonna go soak in some epsoms salts.

holla