GUESS WHO'S BIZZZZACK

Man it's been a while... I have no excuse other than Verizon has me workin like a slave and I've been taking class after class. When I get home, I have no desire to do ANYTHING!! Today is no exception but I am going to try to make a conscious effort to get caught up. I have to tell you all about how the fiancee almost blew up the local Pep Boys, how my best friend completely and totally dissed me for some nigga she met on the internet, how me and the pink shoes girl are alright again but I still don't trust the her, how I got the BEST salsa recipe from my Spanish teacher... uhm.... my lil sis had the baby and he is adooooorable. I'll post pics and start getting all caught up soon....

Random Thoughts on a Rainy Day...

yes I'm blogging again because I stayed home today and I feel like it mutha effas! so I was in da hood at the local Rita's getting a water ice (is water ice a philly thing??) when I noticed the store next door to the ritas had the craziest sign ever in the window. It said "NO T-SHIRTS, NO SNIKERS, NO SERVICE". oh yeah and that they accept WIC and families first cards. What the frig is a sniker?? I took a pic but hotmail is messing up so I'll post it once I work that out. Anyway what's worse than the sign is the fact that no one, including myself, bothered to tell the people who own it that SNEAKERS and SNIKERS are not one and the same. My lil sis who was with me at the time said she was going to go in there bare foot and see what they say and then argue with them about snikers.


I passed my fiber optics test with a 94! Holla at your fiber optics tech! so now I am taking a spanish course offered by vz just because I have nothing better to do with my time and it's free.

First Fridays is gonna be whack tonight so I'm not going. I did want to go out since I am getting cabin fever from being in the house for three days straight... but I guess not.

oh here is a random pic I came across of me and my cousin before going to a first friday's a few months ago... just increasing my desire to go out. booooo I look extra asian... like I have no eye slits whatsoever! HAAA!

DRAMA DRAMA AND MORE DAMN DRAMA

okay so I think it is time for an update on this situation... So this has been going on for about a month now and quite frankly, I've had enough of the drama. Long story short there has just been on going he said she said and high school type drama. That was so not my intentions in telling him what was going on. My intention was simply for him (we'll call him Nino) to check his broad and tell her to keep their personal business at home. I don't even understand how it blew up into this whole big soap opera. so anyway Nino tells me that his wife has my home phone number and will be calling me at some time during the week and then asks me to please not black on her because she just wants to know my side of the story. Of course I was like WHAT THE EFF... I don't want this bitch calling my house with this nonsense so I did me and called the biatch at her desk like what. She sounded shocked as hell to hear from me because we do not know each other and have never really met so I guess she thought she was gonna catch me off guard calling me at home. But she does not know who she is dealing with and as I will never go out like a chump, I took that ish into my own hands and called her first. so what does she do when I call her? she says she'll call me right back and calls me with Nino on the phone. I don't know why he needed to be on the phone for me to talk to her woman to woman but whatever I'll say what I got to say regardless of who is on the phone. So I pretty much told her what it is that I heard and yes it came from her so-called best friend and she needs to stop calling everybody with the drama. I told her if she needed anything else to call me directly cuz I'm not lying on anybody. so WP was saying that she's been friends with the bird who is her best friend for 25 years and it's hard for her to believe that she would do something like that to her. So I pretty much told her that I understand and that she can believe whatever she wants to believe because my whole point in telling Nino was for them to get their shit out the streets. and if it was me I would want to know. Now I do have to give credit where credit is due... although I do still thinkWP is a clucker, she really did come at me on some humble type shit... all apologetic and what not so I couldn't really come off on her like I wanted to without seeming extra and beat. Basically I just said what I had to say and that was that. Nino was on the phone but didn't really say much other than that they appreciate me letting them know and blah blah blah. so hopefully all of this is behind us now and we can move on like adults. hopefully WP Clucker has learned her lesson about opening her mutha-effin mouth and hopefully Nino learned how to man up and handle his ish.

life is boring

This is just myself and two guys I used to work with. We were at this spot in Philly called North. Good times and lots of drinks!! Well, I am off to prepare dinner for the fiancee...

Man Up Mutha Effa!!

This guy I am friends with is a married man who's wife runs his business ALL-THE-DAMN-TIME!! now we do not have the same circle of friends, nor do we socialize with the same group of people. But somehow we managed to stay good friends. anyway, his wife disclosed some WAY personal shyt to her "best friend" who in turn told her "good friend" who then tells me. Now, when I heard this information, damn straight I told him he needs to check his bitch because she got his biz all in the streets and that shit is in two words... NOT CUTE. Of course I didn't go into too many details I just told him his wife talks too f-ckin much and he needs to man up and chin check her @ss... okay not really chin check her (disclaimer: I in no way support a man hitting a woman but the severity of the information she leaked deserves at least a shake or two... HA! just kidding... well kind of). anyway I guess what I am irked about is that not only did he check his wife like he should, but everybody's name managed to get pulled into it. okay okay okay so maybe I should have let the shit ride but if it was me and one of my friends knew my significant other had me on BLAST on some SUPER PERSONAL SHIT (Like so personal I am not even going to disclose what it is even though I didn't mention any names and no one I know even knows about this blog) and didn't tell me, I would be hurt and angry. Not to mention that condsidering that we don't even really know the same circle of people, I should never be able to come back to him with his own personal business... I really don't care if the wife (we'll call her W.P. Clucker... the W.P. stands for the crazy wicked widow's peak she got going on and clucker stands for... well... her obvious extreme level of chickenheadness) has something to say to me because quite frankly, that is her husband and her loyalty needs to lie with him.... and I'll GLADLY tell her that. Her best friend is shady too because why are you telling information that was told to you in confidence to anyone anyway. I mean come on... this is not high school, at some point you need to be accountable and be a man/woman of your word. The way people are today really disturbs me. I'm trying not to judge anybody but this shyt is ri-damn-diculous. so to continue the story, the person who told me called me last night going off on me for telling dude (she didn't know when she was busy telling me his business that he and I are good friends) and what it really boils down to is I would never tell his business to anyone and all them bitches involved in this gossip circle need to learn a few lessons in all this... 1. You never know who knows who, 2. If someone who trusts you tells you something in confidence you need to respect that trust and not spread their business, 3. You can't trust everybody, 4. know who your friends are DUMMIES, and last but certainly not least,5. know when to shut da eff up... So I guess my question to all of you is was I wrong for telling dude what was going on???

Sagittarians are the Devil!

Man I am stressed to the max. This wedding planning stuff is no joke. Like NOOOOOOOO JOKE! SIGH.... but enough about that... what I really want to talk about is Sagittarians being evil! Well maybe not evil but they can not and should not be trusted. I know a Sagittarian that I believe to be the devil! LOL! yes I am dramatic but I don't understand it. Everyone I know that is born between Nov 22nd and Dec 21st are severely jacked up in the game. Okay what brings me to this is that my ace Diddy just met some strange sagittarian boy that is feeding her some suger coated bullshit. Now it is obvious he can play the game quite well and although I have been out of the game for some time, I will have fun plottin on that negro with Diddy. BUT back to the candy-coated pooh... his story is that although he LIVES with his baby momma, they are not "together"... he is just with her because he doesn't want another man raising his child. Then he proceeds to say that he is tired of females just seeing what is on the outside and he wants someone who can appreciate him for who he is on the inside... Now while this all may be true, it smells like GAME to me. and she is falling for it. She is a sucka for a cute face and the sweet talk. I can't really blame her though. I did fall under the spell of a sagittarius before and it was real deep but I'll save that story for another time. And yall see how Jay Z got Beyonce all strung out crip-walking in videos and shit! she went from being an indepent, can you pay my bills you bugaboo, survivor chick to a crazy in love, I want to cater to you, ride or die chick. hmmmm... and all because of that strange magnetism that seems to emanate from them. I love them but I can't STAND THEM! so anyway the sagittarian that I used to be beat for and I are still friends so I asked his opinion and he agreed with me that it was game. I guess what I don't understand is why do a lot of women overlook major shit like live-in baby mommas when it comes to men. I understand the pickins are slim but there is no way he is living with her and they are not boning...
another CRAZY sagittarian story.... so this dude that is a friend of a friend was telling a story about how his mom caught his dad (who is a sagittarius) on Black Planet *smh* trying to hook up with the young girls. So you know she did what I would do. She created a whole persona and got a pic of an older lady from a hair magazine and set the dad up. he was talking to her for three weeks straight then finally asked to meet up with her. he went and got a fresh cut and a new outfit... told his wife he was gonna be working late and not to wait up for him. He was supposed to meet his new friend at the local Applebees and who shows up to meet him... none other than his wife! THAT IS CRAZY!!! how you a old ass man married for 37 years still trying to get it in?? LOL! The wife definitely gets cool points from me though cuz she played that thing out to the tee! PERFECT!

Traffic Court and Rotten Coochies

I had traffic court this morning... this is the 15 millionth time I've been to traffic court and every time I see some crazy people. Even though I've to traffic court in every municipality/township/boro in NJ, believe it or not, I'm not actually a bad driver (you know everyone thinks they are a good driver). I always get pulled over on some bullshyt.... you know some type of technicality (uhm like technically my license is suspended but it was suspended on some bullshit so I should be allowed to drive... or technically I don't have insurance but my car is worth a dollar and some envelopes and if I get in an accident I'm leaving the scene like my name is OJ so do I really need it? LOL) see technicalities! anyway I had to go to court for driving on a suspended license which was suspendended for not paying my insurance surcharge which I got for driving without insurance! LOL! I drive an old ass `92 toyota celica and in Jersey, if you drive a toyota older than a `99 you are gonna get pulled over just on some GP shit. I am the only person I know that has actually gotten pulled over for my insepction sticker being 10 days late. my inspection sticker expired in Jan and I got the ticket on 02-10. The man beside me in court had 1 tooth... 1 rotten, lonely, decrepid tooth. he smelled like he had one tooth. his gums were on some other ish. and speaking of smells... I don't know if everyone remembers the girl from my training class with the rotten cooch. well diddy and I have nicknamed her pungent pussy or p2 (p squared- I couldn't figure out how to superscript) so anyway someone else finally smelled the stench that emanates from her nether regions... *shaking head* I can't believe it took this long for someone else to smell her. I mean she has good days and bad days.... the bad days are downright offensive. And I still don't have the heart to tell her. Reason is she is a nice person and I know she has self esteem issues. I just can't do it. and she sits a few rows behind me so I really don't have to smell her anymore. I just keep hoping someone else will tell her. I ahve more to talk about but I got to study this damn fiber optics stuff so until later.... PEACE, hair grease, yadda yadda...

you might see me in the streets but shorty you don't know me...

I am about to be 25 years old in a matter of days. Much too old to be tusslin' in the street like a common hood rat and yet there I was... It all started when my friend Diddy and I were at the local Jamaican spot getting some food. I was waiting for my little sister (who is 21) to get to Diddy's house so we could roll down to MD to my parents house. Anyway, my sister calls me crying on the phone saying that her boyfriend and possible baby daddy (she 4 months pregnant but was dealing with two dudes so she don't know who to claim and that is a whole other blog in and of itself) brought her to his ex-girlfriends house (who is also pregnant by him) for the ex to fight my sister. So I told her to walk to the nearest store and I was on my way to pick her up. I get there and she had a lump on her head, her arm were scratched up and she was obviously fighting. she said she was beating the other girl up and the boyfriend jumped in it to break it up and let the other girl catch her breath so that she could try to fight my sister again. Then the girl's cousin came out the house with a knife. The whole situation is ghetto as hell and while I recognize this, the older sibling in me couldn't let it be. Now I will be the first to admit that I have a temper problem and I wanted to locate the boyfriend and WHOOP HIS ASS!! So I had my sister show us how to get to the chicks house and I went over there trying to find the boyfriend when some random boy came out the house talking about he'll fight a girl and that bitch-ass actually squared up with me like I was a dude so eff it. I grew up fighting boys and I was ready for his ass when the boyfriend showed up so I turned my attention towards him and Diddy noticed 3 or 4 other boys came out the house to fight me. *sigh* these nukkas must not know my family is DEEP. now looking back I see that maybe I could have handled the situation in a more adult fashion but I'm from the hood and well quite frankly I wasn't thinking rationally cuz hood rule #1 is you DO NOT go to someone's crib to fight them. anyway I called 2 of my male cousins and somehow we ended up being 6 cars deep rolling back over there. so the same lil boy that came out the first time trying to fight me came out again talking about let it be a fair one and told one of his boys to fight my cousin.... my cousin effed that boy up and the one that wanted to fight me is steady in the background talking ish... my other cousin told him to shut the eff up and of course he had to say something back... *shakes head* he got his ass handed too him as well. Now I don't know where my lil sisters came from but one of the girls tried to jump in the first fight and my one of my lil sisters punched her in the face and started wailing on her then another chick tried to jump in fight number two so I took off at full speed to rush her and the broad saw me coming and ran... okay yall can't really tell in that pic but I am quite top heavy and when I said I went full speed ahead I mean I went full speed ahead (and did I mention my timbs were a tad big) well when she ran I tried to stop myself and well..... I busted my ass!! so here it is my whole family is whoopin ass and my opportunity to mollywhop someone was thwarted by large breast causing me to topple over... inertia is a bitch! I was so irked with myself. I'm laying in the parking lot of this apartment complex on my stomach MAD AS HELL! I jacked my knee up and didn't even get to hit the bitch. So I got up and this heffa was really gonna catch it now because I was extra extra irked. I finally located her and she actually started crying and saying she was just trying to break it up. so I had to turn my attention elsewhere and sure enough I seen like 3 girls on my two sisters (we locked the pregnant one in the car and had two other cousins watching her so no one would try to get her again and she wouldn't try to get back in it) so I went over there to help them and we were all tusslin when my parents... yes my mother and father showed up and got everybody to leave in the nick of time because as we were rolling down the street still six cars deep we saw the cops heading toward the complex we just left. So we all split up and reconvened at cousin that got in fight number 1's house. I am almost ashamed that we really did do it like straight ghetto style but I must say I did get satisfaction out of all those nukkas getting lumped up. the end result is my sister is pressing charges on the boyfriend and the ex-girlfriend so I'm sure there will be more developments to this story... I got to take me a nap now after all that. Later...

soft shoe-ing and shit

sooooooooooo it's been a while and well it feels good to be back... my little hiatus has officially ended and dangnabit I can't wait to get caught up on everybody elses blogs. As for moi, I have been at Verizon doing my best to assimilate to the crakkkas... now I know what you are thinking and well hell they are paying me every friday and they are paying for me to be certified in Fiber Optics so if they want me to dance I will DANCE like my name is Leroy! One of these days I will get around to talking about what happened to make me erase all my ish but today ain't the day because I don't feel like talking about all that. Other than pickin' cotton (sike washing dishes cuz we all know my light bright ass would be in the house) for massa, I've been wedding planning,my little sis managed to get knocked up her last year of college, and scrabble girl (you might remember her as the girl I had beef with over the baddest pair of pink BCBG 4" stilettos... sigh) is trying VERY hard to be my friend again... A little TOO hard if you ask me. I mean I literally tried to smack her in her own house (a ghetto no-no) and that alone is reason enough to never speak to me again. I am not beat to be friends again but there is a part of me that is extremely curious as to why she is so beat. My other friends think it's just because she has no other friends but I choose to believe she is trying to set me up because let's face it women are evil. yes that is a fact.
My b-day is the 19th and I can not wait... Grey Goose and cranberry here I come!! Although I must say lately I have been partial to mind erasers and mojitos.
Chris Webber is officially a Sixer (all praises due to Allah). Iverson def needed some help. the boy dalembert ain't too shabby and the white boy Korver ain't too shabby neither but Chris Webber is a sexy chocolate mofo and I say we need to keep him forever... and he is a Pisces like myself!
I know you all saw my Eagles get to the bowl then die... that's all I have to say about that.
I know I am all over the place and I do apologize... I will get my thoughts together and try again later!
I feel like a damn crack head back on the pipe!!
oh yeah and does anyone else in the world watch Carnivale on HBO besides myself?? It is about to go down in a major major way!!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack

I am finally back on the scene... no time to update now but tomorrow it is on like butter popcorn!! so til then folks...