Thursday, January 29, 2009

whyyyyyyyyyyy

is it taking me forever to get this dag gone blog post typed up? i've had this window open for 3 hours and can not seem to get anything down. i mean i am at work so i keep getting calls from these loser customers but sheesh. i can't even seem to get anything typed between calls. i am on lunch now which is the only reason i am able to get this much down...

***Deep Breath****

ok i am better now. so the auto show is coming to Philly this week 01-31 to 02-08. of course, the chris and i are going... i go every year. it's good fun... we are going to the melting pot first which is a fondue place... yum! that should be interesting.

in other news... i've come to realize that age really doesn't stop some people from being retarded. I don't feel like going into the whole story now but there are some older women i have to deal with for a committee/auxillary that i co-chair. and these chicks (some of them) are slow. like SLOW. like ride the short bus slow... that was a little mean but for one thing, they don't respect me because at 28, i am one of the younger members. actually only one person is younger than i am. so they like to disregard my opinions and suggestions. I wouldn't care if they had sense. but it is painfully obvious that these ladies are disorganized, and scatter-brained. uhg... it's annoying me to even type about it.

next

i have to complain about the hookers at my job again... sorry.
these hoochies really come up in here like it is a fashion show. now let me insert a disclaimer here: I am not talking about people who take time to put a nice outfit together and come to work looking fashionable... i am referring to the harlots who wear clothes that are totally and completely inappropriate for the office. especially an office where there is no dress code, and jeans and sneaks are permitted... something has got to be wrong with someone who needs to wear everything super tight and low cut on top and extra short on bottom. whyyyyyyyyy? there aren't even any real hot dudes up in here to try to impress. and the busted dudes that are here are looking at these chicks like they are hoes... they get no respect from anyone. the dudes treat them like a joke and the women look at them real cock-eyed. one of these birds just walked past. i mean, we all have days when we are feeling extra sexy and our wardrobe choice for that day may reflect that. but there is a way to be sexy without being offensive. you can be sexy and classy at the same time. and that is about more than what you are wearing. it's reflected in your speech and stature and gait. it is based on how you feel about you. if you know you are a star, everyone else around you will see your star quality even if you are in a northface extra long parka and a funny looking hat on. this isn't even what i initially set out to talk about but that just irked me to my core... could be because last night at bible study, this young chick in there was pushing up on this dude that just started coming to bible study... i mean pushing up HARD... basically just throwing it at him... highly inappropriate for the church house. and said chick was just trying to give it to a different dude in our church like last week. but that guy she had been trying to mess with for a year. i call her "the sausage" cuz all her clothes are too tight and she lookes like she will bust out of them at any moment. but yeah the sausage needs some help. did i mention the last dude she was sweatin, her sister had tried to talk to him first? yeah... and then she came at him. so he told her he wasn't really interested in having a girlfriend and she said the classic line, "we could just hang out. i don't have to be ya girl. so what's up?". dude now has a girlfriend that comes to church with him and the sausage had the nerve to be like "oh you can't speak since you with ya girl now"... that irked me. and now she is trying to push up on the new dude. there is nothing wrong with showing some interest in someone but come on...i know i am wrong for calling her the sausage... yall pray for me!

3 comments:

Chris said...

...well, she is sausagesque...

Liz said...

sausagesque is hilarious!

EDE said...

The First Lady of the church should get up and address that issue. I know when the women at our church are "thirsty" toward the new men they see in the house, it's like her radar goes off and she gets up and tells them about themselves without mentioning names. Aftwards, Apostle will get up and piggy-back on what she said giving the male perspective. It gets real quite in the house and the sausagesque women stop in their tracks and give the men air. It is comical and sometimes sad. I was reading this guy's blog called the baby daddy diaries and he wrote about this women who sent him naked photos of herself. Why do women keep putting themselves out there?! Especially women in church? Don't get me started on the old fools which is what my Apostle called the crazy, older women at my church one Sunday. I just about fell off the pew; but, they do act rather "special" and appear to not realize it. Okay, I won't take up anymore space on YOUR blog :)